Chris Turpin is 19

Happy 19th birthday to Chris Turpin main tune from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v dUyxurUWtSQ "Happy Birthday, Bitch" lyrics by Andrew RochinoChris Turpin. In A.D. 1988Chris Turpin. His parents were fornicatingChris Turpin. His father forgot to use a condomChris Turpin. 9 months later his mother gave birthChris Turpin. Mom tried to sell her son to GypsiesChris Turpin. It failed so Chris kicked Cleon in the nadsChris Turpin. But then Jaxcell got pissed at him for stealing her shtickChris Turpin. With ninja speed she ripped off his penisChris Turpin. Now living life as a permanent EunuchChris Turpin. Bwa ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Chris Turpin. Far from death, his legacy's still goingChris Turpin. One day he'll rule the World...of WarcraftChris Turpin. Look out, it's Rakk, he's comin' straight for youChris Turpin. Scorp just threw a Molotov CocktailChris Turpin. Grigori's takin potshots from the roofChris Turpin. While Ty's pwning you at Guitar Hero IIIChris Turpin. Jaxcell's sharpening her blades as I speakChris Turpin. Fallen just humped a koalaChris Turpin. Dr. Khallos tries to help you but his fingers are still broken after all these yearsChris Turpin. Count Baron Von Dragonslayer VChris Turpin. Goddamn his name's so fucking longChris Turpin. He spams a thread by just saying helloChris Turpin. And Kanian's jacking off to Master ChiefChris Turpin. In due time you will make your timeChris Turpin. Good luck in life and in all that you doChris Turpin.You're a fag. Really.This is my, um...This my 2pac...thing...Where I just like,Say whatever comes to my mindAnd improv a rap like he does At the end of some of his songsEven though this doesn't rhyme whatsoever...I'm just saying Happy Birthday, you fuckin' fag.Good job destroying the board, you bastard.It's all I had to live for,I'm a fuckin' otaku and shit.And I have to live...With your bullshit decisions...And...um...Y'know what, to tell you the truthI have...I really...don't care...yeah...And...I am thankful that...It's still around I guess?And...aww shit, the music stopped.

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: cleon24769

Length: 04:11
Rating: 5.00
Views: 211

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